Have car...will ramble

I was bored last night so I painted my nails with the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:25:49 -0400

I was bored last night so I painted my nails with the @julepmaven spring colors Alice and Robin. My first and probably only attempt at polkadot nails. #nailpolish #nailart #julepmaven #julep #nofilter

I want these glasses.

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:27:15 -0400

I want these glasses.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 15:34:07 -0400

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Thu, 16 May 2013 08:30:21 -0400

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Thu, 16 May 2013 08:29:56 -0400

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Thu, 16 May 2013 08:28:07 -0400

Ok Karl.

Wed, 15 May 2013 02:27:59 -0400

Ok Karl.

gameoflaughs: Hodor. HODOR!

Wed, 15 May 2013 02:22:20 -0400

gameoflaughs:

Hodor.

HODOR!

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Wed, 15 May 2013 02:20:43 -0400

‘I AM WONDER WOMAN’: Restaurant Owners Meltdown On Facebook After ‘Kitchen Nightmare’ Appearance

Wed, 15 May 2013 02:19:04 -0400

‘I AM WONDER WOMAN’: Restaurant Owners Meltdown On Facebook After ‘Kitchen Nightmare’ Appearance:

theclearlydope:

WORTH READING: The best thing of the day. Tony’s response below happens to be my favorite.

markrichardson: Sheila E doing “Glamorous Life” at the American...

Wed, 15 May 2013 02:05:50 -0400

markrichardson:

Sheila E doing “Glamorous Life” at the American Music Awards in 1985. This performance is bonkers. For the first third she sings lead while standing and also playing the lead percussion part. Then she takes the mic and dances around. And then the lights on stage go dark and she solos on drums in the dark with glow-in-the-dark sticks.

Two things occur to me watching this, and recently revisiting Sheila E’s first two albums. One, Prince in the 1980s was the kind of pop genius that comes along every 20-30 years, maybe. The amount of brilliant, boundary-pushing, but still accessible music he was responsible for, as both a solo performer or, as with this song, as a writer/producer, is simply astonishing. It’s honestly like talking about Albert Einstein in 1905, that’s how in the zone he was. It was a decade of a true and lasting genius by an artist at the height of his powers who was given all kinds of resources. A rare thing.

The second thing is what a talent Sheila E was (and probably still is, though I haven’t heard anything she’s done in some time). She had a few big hits, two good records, and came from a remarkable family of musicians (she had several first-call percussionists of note in her family). In the late 1980s she was Prince’s live drummer and also was also the leader of his backing band (you can see her considerable skills behind a proper kit in the Sign O the Times film). Imagine what it takes to be Prince’s musical director in those years, for him to hand over the keys.

danforth: We all love Chewbacca because we all wish our dog or...

Mon, 13 May 2013 01:38:15 -0400

danforth:

We all love Chewbacca because we all wish our dog or cat was big enough to hug us and help drive our car.

If I could yell “Punch it!” to my cat as we merged onto a freeway — man. Forget it.

Chewy is the best friend who will point your head in the right spot for you to vomit.

INTERVIEWER: Can you talk about the first time you met and what...

Mon, 13 May 2013 01:36:01 -0400

INTERVIEWER: Can you talk about the first time you met and what you thought of each other? Was your chemistry instant, or has it evolved over the years?
AMY: I was like, I finally found the woman I want to marry.

TINA: And then I had to break it to her that that’s not legal.

televisionwithoutpity: imwithkanye: Megan Draper’s Mother...

Mon, 13 May 2013 01:33:07 -0400

televisionwithoutpity:

imwithkanye:

Megan Draper’s Mother Channeling Her Inner Lucille Bluth.

Happy Mother’s Day!

When that happened all I could think was, honesty, why don’t more shows admit this shit?

My Mother’s Day card from my only child was signed with her first and last name. She’s...

Mon, 13 May 2013 01:31:32 -0400

My Mother’s Day card from my only child was signed with her first and last name. She’s trying to accuse me of something I just know it!

Snozzberries? Who ever heard of a snozzberry?: Mother's Day thought

Mon, 13 May 2013 01:29:21 -0400

Snozzberries? Who ever heard of a snozzberry?: Mother's Day thought:

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johnrockyhandsome:

This Mother’s Day, as many posts wax poetic about Mom, I offer this thought that I believe is shared by my sister.

Why do I live 9 hours away from my mother?

Because I couldn’t find a job 10 hours away from my mother.

It’s ~~sad~~ funny because it’s…

At least Hallmark has come up with cards where I can shame my mom for never learning to cook as I was growing up, as well as pointing out her ladder-climbing instead if attending Parent teacher conferences.

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Mon, 13 May 2013 01:26:37 -0400

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Cat meet iguana. Hilarity ensues.

Love Harvey Weinstein.

Mon, 13 May 2013 01:20:25 -0400

Love Harvey Weinstein.

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Mon, 13 May 2013 01:18:53 -0400

It’s so much fun Jan.

Mon, 13 May 2013 01:17:37 -0400

It’s so much fun Jan.